Chinglish - I Love Taiwan because...?

None of these things listed would make me love Taiwan but there are plenty of other good reasons.

Chinglish...No Touch, Please!

What they mean is "Please do not touch." But the funniest part is that this 'Fragile' object is a t-shirt and you need a staff member to help you handle this expensive piece of luxury.

Chinglish: Pretty Wife Eat Cheese

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Chinglish: Danger due to Water Deep...

Chinglish - No Graffiti or Advertising?

Chinglish - Peck the Joy!

In a sense this could work, but the way they used it on the other signs you would know it wasn't right.

Chinglish - Rarebit

Chinglish: Professional - Honest - Safty

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